Andy Griffith? Truly, the Dark Side is Powerful.

I. Have. No. Words.

I am so demoralized right now, I want to put my head down and just sob.

Never thought you’d do us like that, Andy. Welcome to the Enemies of the Republic list, old friend.

Mayberry weeps.

Tyranny:1 Citizens:0

U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton has pulled the teeth out of Arizona’s immigration enforcement law.

This isn’t over, of course.  But the message is clear and ominous:  a sovereign State’s right to protect its citizens will not be recognized in federal court.

Even being on our own would be better – instead, we have our own federal government actively seeking to undermine our safety and security.  This is so bizarre there really aren’t words.

Shocker. Yet another liberal anti-Semite.

Oliver Stone apologized today for calling Adolf Hitler a “scapegoat”.  His comments in London earlier this week provoked a short-lived rage by the Jewish community.

Why do liberals hate Jews so much?  I don’t have the slightest idea.  Perhaps the better question is why Jews love liberals so much.

I guess the Jews will get the memo that liberals like Oliver Stone are on the same side as Islamic fascists eventually…probably about the same time Black Americans will get the memo that liberals have spent the last century working to turn their entire culture into a drug-addled and welfare-dependent slave class. 

I’m guessing both epiphanies will come too late to save the Republic.

Sorry, Charlie.

This is pointless because they won’t do anything to him.  Still, it makes me grin a little.

Now let’s see…who is left on the list?

1. Chris Dodd
2. Bawney Fwank
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Harry Reid
5. Chuck Schumer

Maybe we’ll get to their numerous ethics violations sometime later.  Or not.

I’m…uhh…sorry…?

Okay.  So this Sherrod woman at the USDA in Georgia is the victim of the year now?  Is that accurate?  I’m just checking.  Let me see if I’ve got this straight real quick…  Let’s go back over Mrs. Sherrod’s speech before the NAACP…:

1.  She grew up on a farm, but hated agriculture.  (She is, by her own admission, doing a job she finds uninteresting and sort of beneath her dignity).

2.  She found out that she was a shoe-in at the USDA because she was a minority and there was an unfilled quota (her words not mine).  So she is, by her own admission, only at the USDA because of the color of her skin.

3.  She further found out that government jobs, like diamonds, are forever.  She believed, by her own admission, she was an un-fireable bureaucrat.

4.  A white farmer came in for help.  Her first instinct was to deny his request for help because he was a dirty, evil white cracker devil.  She is, by her own admission, a racist.

5.  Eventually she relented and decided she would help the honky.  Okay, so maybe she is a repentant racist.

The NAACP simply loved the part about her hating whitey and considering letting him starve to death instead of doing her job and helping him.

Does that pretty much cover it?  Soooo…where’s the part I’m supposed to feel sorry for her about?

This, Apparently, is Social Justice.

“I’m about the total destruction of white people. I’m about the total liberation of black people. I hate white people. I hate my enemy. …”

“I hate white people – all of them! Every last iota of a cracker, I hate ‘em’”.

“Through South Street with white, dirty, cracker whore [expletive] on our arms. And we call ourselves black men with African garb on.”

“What the hell is wrong with you, black man?  You [inaudible] with a white girl on your damn arm!

“You want freedom? You’re gonna have to kill some crackers! You’re gonna have to kill some of their babies!”

These are quotes from a very nice young man named Maurice Heath.  Mr. Heath calls himself Minister King Samir Shabazz, and is the head of the New Black Panther Party in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Funny thing about Maurice.  He was prosecuted for voter intimidation by the US Department of Justice.  He was found guilty.  Then his conviction was dropped by that same justice department, on the orders of the Obama regime.

I guess this is payback on white people for something.  I can’t figure out why our infants should be killed, though.  Maybe Mr. Obama can help me understand.

As for Mr. Health, the fact that he hasn’t been put down like a rabid dog is to the eternal shame of the city of Philadelphia.  We should demand that the Liberty Bell be removed to a city with real men.  With actual testicles.

Finally! Jimmy Buffett Speaks Out on the Oil Spill.

In today’s installment of “Famous People and Their Useless and Moronic Opinions”, Jimmy Buffett, who has made a career out of about 1.5 decent songs and being an aging drunk pothead, blames the Gulf Oil Spill on George W. Bush.

What a shocker. I think if I were Obama, I’d politely decline Mr. Buffett’s support. Or maybe he’s like,

“Hooray! A gray-haired, eternally adolescent drunk pothead hippie doesn’t think I stink as President!”

If Jimmie was a rocket scientist, he’d have figured out a way to keep scalpers from buying up all the tickets to his Relief Concert 12 seconds after they became available. Way to give power to the people, Jimmie.