Bye, Helen

Helen Thomas, long-time crone and decaying Washington D.C. landmark has announced her immediate retirement. Tragically, she was undone by nothing more than going off on an anti-Semitic rant. On video. To a rabbi.

So since when has being exposed as a liberal anti-Semite (forgive the redundancy) been something you would be forced to resign over?

Guess I missed the memo or something.

Regardless, bon voyage, Helen. Enjoy your cackling, cauldron-stirring retirement.