Wednesday, June 9, 2010

OH NO!!!!!

SOMEBODY DIED AND LEFT THE FORTUNE HE SPENT HIS LIFE BUILDING TO HIS FAMILY!!!!!  THE HORROR!!!!!  WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?  THERE OUGHTTA BE A LAW!!!!!  QUICK!!!  SOMEBODY FIND SOME WAY TO SEIZE HIS MONEY BEFORE HE GETS TO DO WHAT HE WANTED WITH IT!!!!!

Hey, NYT.  Butt out.  Just because you can’t manage your own fortune doesn’t mean that you should mourn when someone else can.

This guy started with nothing and built something amazing.  Don’t ruin it by looting it with your grubby little commie fingers to give it away to your buddies.

Obama Supports Terrorists…Again.

Breaking News:  Obama is going to give $400 million to the Palestinian leaders of the Gaza Strip.  You know.  The place from which rockets are launched that kill Israeli men, women, and children.  Yes, that Gaza.  The festering cesspool of vitreol and hatred that breeds terrorists like that water planet in the Star Wars movies bred clone warriors.

I don’t know about you, but I think I’d just as soon not send my hard-earned money to provide welfare and comfort for our enemies.  Just sayin’.

Sanctions, Schmanctions…

Thank goodness.  Since the other sanctions have always proved so successful, I’m absolutely relieved that the U.N. has decided to talk even slightly less cordially to Iran about possibly not blowing up the world, please.

Whew.  Guess I can scratch Iran off my list of worries now.  Thanks, United Nations.  You guys are the best.