Just a quick note to celebrate. This is Nancy Pelosi’s last day as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. The ship is sinking slightly more slowly, at least momentarily.
Speaking of ships…
Thank goodness they fired that Navy Commander for making “lewd” movies to boost his crew’s morale several years ago. I’d hate to think that lewdness would be tolerated in our new kinder, gentler, more fashion-conscious gay-friendly military.
In a related story, Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-Il, and the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin are still laughing until they vomit, then catching their breath, then laughing some more.
“…with a whimper…”